Planet Hooey
Planet #1
Character: hectic, but happy
Hooey is by far the speediest planet in the entire RETIPUJ system. It takes only 84 days for one revolution around the sun. Due to the vigorous speed at which the planet is always traveling, it appears somewhat hectic to the other planets. It is hardly possible to have a decent conversation with it, planet to planet.
Even though planet Hooey does not partake in planetary conversations, thanks to its ferocious speed, it belongs to the planets that have the most fun.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
veeeeery tightlipped fast-rotator
Size: fourth smallest planet
Revolution around the sun: 84 days
1 day equals: 45.5 hours
Moons: none
Mass: lightweight
Speed: you bet!
Surface:
wafer-thin atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
helium, xenon, argon, and neon
Daytime temperature:
824 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–256 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Oyoy
Planet #2
Character: volcanic hothead
Oyoy is very impressed by Hooey and would like to be just as fast. Oyoy takes 222 days to revolve around the sun. Whenever it becomes too envious of its neighbor, Hooey, planet Oyoy starts a discussion with the other planets, just to annoy Hooey.
Since often there is no other planet in the vicinity, and no planet is interested in discussing speed with Oyoy, it frequently gets so angry that its volcanoes boil over.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
ill-tempered sulfur-stinker
Size: third smallest planet
Revolution around the sun: 222 days
1 day equals: 102 hours
Moons: none
Mass: so-so
Speed: quite zippy
Surface:
hefty atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
carbon dioxide, sulfuric acid,
smelly gases
Daytime temperature:
860 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–292 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Shn
Planet #3
Character: nice guy
Shn is considered the planet of love. Its outgoing, positive attitude makes it very popular among the other planets. Even most asteroids in the RETIPUJ system know it and love it.
In cases of disagreement within the planetary system – which are really very rare – it likes to arbitrate, and most of the time, it manages to reconcile and appease everybody.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
a lovely planet to fall in love with
Size: fourth largest planet
Revolution around the sun: 292 days
1 day equals: 31 hours
Moons: none
Mass: whatever
Speed: benign
Surface:
tender atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
carbon dioxide, hormones,
loving gases
Daytime temperature:
176 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–40 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Gnumie
Planet #4
Character: super-creative planet
Planet Gnumie (formerly known as GNPFLGRDFPL) is by far the most beautiful planet of the solar system. It recognized very early on that it was positioned at a perfect distance to the sun for growing a flora and fauna as a hobby. It spent so much energy on this pastime that a multitude of fascinating creatures appeared.
Planet Gnumie’s biodiversity is unique in the entire universe. Since it linked its consciousness to Gnumie, it feels more intensely than other planets.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
forest planet, perfect inclination towards the sun and great weather!
(Pay more attention to naming!!!)
Size: medium-sized planet
Revolution around the sun: 370 days
1 day equals: 22 hours
Moons: one
Mass: ideal
Speed: just right
Surface:
super-neat atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
carbon dioxide, nitrogen, oxygen,
noble gases
Daytime temperature:
77 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
64 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Fnaggle
Planet #5
Character: very nice atmosphere builder
Fnaggle is working on its atmosphere. Inspired by its neighboring planet, Gnumie, Fnaggle also wants to have a decent flora and fauna.
Since you need a reasonable atmosphere to start with, it is focusing mainly on life-friendly gases. Fnaggle is not envious of its neighbor but rather sees it as a model and idolizes it. Whenever a question about evolution comes up, it can always get advice from planet Gnumie.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
upgradeable nice guy
Size: medium-sized planet
Revolution around the sun: 522 days
1 day equals: 26 hours
Moons: none
Mass: very useful
Speed: relaxed
Surface:
successful atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of: carbon
dioxide, nitrogen, oxygen
Daytime temperature:
68 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
41 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Honky
Planet #6
Character: prattling windbag
Honky may be the second smallest planet in the RETIPUJ system but it is its biggest blabbermouth. The little planet loves to talk to itself and to other planets, and it has an enormous speech flow. Most other planets enjoy the breaks between its talks, but those are few and far between.
Honky’s best friend is planet Tonk, who is very hard of hearing.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
yada-yada-yada…
Size: second smallest planet
Revolution around the sun: 1,022 days
1 day equals: 42 hours
Moons: none
Mass: we have to talk about that
Speed: not discussed yet
Surface:
thin atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
carbon dioxide, babble bubbles,
trivial drivel
Daytime temperature:
–4 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–292 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Tonk
Planet #7
Character: hearing-impaired honky searcher
Tonk, the third largest planet in the RETIPUJ system, is quite deaf. Many planets believe its hearing loss is mainly due to its close proximity to Honky, the biggest blabbermouth in the system.
Over the years, Tonk’s hearing ability was probably overstrained to such an extent that a built-in defense mechanism decided to block it off.
Tonk does not talk very much.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
built-in speech filter, mechanism to block hearing ability
Size: third largest planet
Revolution around the sun: 5.8 years
1 day equals: 58 hours
Moons: none
Mass: not worth mentioning
Speed: there’s nothing to say
about that
Surface:
weak atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
carbon dioxide, hydrogen,
blocking gases
Daytime temperature:
–40 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–346 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Whoop
Planet #8
Character: chummy champion
Whoop, by far the largest planet in the system, is a real buddy of a planet. It tends to its fellow planets and intercepts most of the stray asteroids in the system to avoid collisions with other planets.
It enjoys adding to its size and mass, ever since it enrolled in the Universes Large-Planet Mass Championships, in which you can win an interplanetary cup approximately every 836 million years. Whoop currently ranks 119th, but there is another 597 million years to go before the next cup is awarded.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
fat buddy
Size: largest planet
Revolution around the sun: 12.8 years
1 day equals: 9.2 hours
Moons: 14
Mass: whopper
Speed: fair
Surface:
stormy atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
hydrogen, methane, helium, and
other gases
Daytime temperature:
320 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–184 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Frrz
Planet #9
Character: attentive listener
Frrz is a quiet type planet. It rarely gets thrown off course. Its hobby is listening attentively. Over the years, Frrz has honed its hearing ability to the degree that it is now considered a planet for communicating with other, far away solar systems.
Frrz was also the one who first heard of the Universes Large-Planet Mass Championships. Since it is to small to compete, it enrolled its neighbor Whoop, which cemented their planetary friendship even further.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
communication is everything!
Size: second largest planet
Revolution around the sun: 94 years
1 day equals: 14 hours
Moons: 8
Mass: oh, well
Speed: good
Surface:
meager atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
hydrogen, methane, helium
Daytime temperature:
–184 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–319 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Knutz
Planet #10
Character: crazy fast-spinner
Knutz is the fastest-spinning planet in the system, with a rotation period of only 1.2 hours.
Due to its fast rotation, it rarely listens carefully and rather belongs to the class of crazy planets who spend their existence close to the edge of insanity.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
slooooooooooooooooooow down!
Size: smallest planet
Revolution around the sun: 201 years
1 day equals: 1.2 hours
Moons: none
Mass: depends on severity of
centrifugal force
Speed: … er …
Surface:
none
Atmosphere consists of:
–
Daytime temperature:
–256 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–364 degrees Fahrenheit
Planet Vanilla
Planet #11
Character: normal average planet
Planet Vanilla is a pretty vanilla planet. It was discovered shortly after another run-of-the-mill average planet, but since the General Statutes of Universes Validity don’t allow for a planet to be called “second average planet,” it was named after the most average and plain flavor, vanilla.
Vanilla has no special features, which definitely makes it plain vanilla. Its mood is also average, so it never stands out in anything.
Entry in the Star Register of Universes Validity:
another one of those…
Size: average
Revolution around the sun: 244 years
1 day equals: 402 hours
Moons: none
Mass: not unusual
Speed: normal
Surface:
evenly meager atmosphere
Atmosphere consists of:
average gases
Daytime temperature:
–382 degrees Fahrenheit
Nighttime temperature:
–400 degrees Fahrenheit
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